Thursday, 17 July 2014

Porky Appetit aahhh-CHEW!!! ...

This post is the Cadbury of all Cadburies ... it contains not only the DNA of the Oink Oink but all the fibers, molecules, atoms of the porcine specie ... all thrown in ... ahahahahaha ...

Aunty Jane requested some very haram cookbooks from  aahhh-CHEW!!! ... and as always  aahhh-CHEW!!! delivers ...

But alas ... in return Aunty Jane passed the haramness to her sister from the Down Under ...

Thank goodness in return, the niece made good the deed by whipping up some lips smacking haram goodness in claypot ... ahahahahaha ...  aahhh-CHEW!!! pun tak faham apa  aahhh-CHEW!!! baru tulis oh ... ahahahahaha ... NAN DA YO??? ...

... very good haram cookbooks indeed ... hahahahaha ...
... the most disgustingly visually delicious haram goodness in claypot ...
... the haram of all haram meats swimming together with eggs and taukwa soaked in lard laden gravy ... ahahahahaha ...

Really, NAN DA YO??? indeed ...

Wednesday, 16 July 2014

All About aahhh-CHEW!!! ...

Because aahhh-CHEW!!! was highlighted in the newspaper recently ... aahhh-CHEW!!! became very rich and famous  ... so it is very natural that many people want to publish aahhh-CHEW!!!'s biography ... ahahahaha ...

So ... voila!!! ...

... yes, everything about aahhh-CHEW!!! is food, life and fun ... ahahahahahaha ...

And it's a New York Times bestseller somemore ... ahahahaha ...
So, don't jeles, ok??? ... ahahahaha ...

NAN DA YO??? ...

Tuesday, 15 July 2014

Starry Starry aahhh-CHEW!!! ...

Stop stalking me, you paparazzi!!! ... ahahahahaha ...

... aahhh-CHEW!!! mentioned in Section Two of The Star newspaper today (15 June 2014) ...

Read more about it here ...

Calling all cosplayers! « The Star R.AGE

NAN DA YO??? ...

Tuesday, 8 July 2014

Ah Mi ... aahhh-CHEW!!!'s New Wifey ...

MUAHAHAHAHAHA ... aahhh-CHEW!!! joined the band wagon and managed to get himself a new smartphone ... a Xiaomi Mi3 ...

This smartphone can only be purchased online and they are sold off in a matter of minutes ... the first time it was launched, 6000 units were sold off in 17 minutes ...

aahhh-CHEW!!! heard of this craze and took up the challenge to grab one too ... but of course this smartphone is very, very good and cheap for its specs ... Uncle Mui says "kiasu to the max" ... ahahahahaha ...

This is also the first time aahhh-CHEW!!! unrobed his wife online ... oooohhhh so pornographic ... ahahahahaha ... the unboxing of Xiaomi Mi3 ...


 ... YAY !!! ... aahhh-CHEW!!! GOT ONE!!! ... MUAHAHAHAHA ...
... 7000 units sold off in 5 minutes 10 seconds ... NAN DA YO??? ...
...  purchased was made on Tuesday ... the box arrived on Sunday afternoon ... all the way from Shenzhen, China  ... very fast service by Fedex ...
... everything in place ... very thoughtful to use airpack to prevent the content from flying around ... ahahahahaha ...
... another box containing the smartphone, the power adapter and micro SIM card adapter ...
 ... TADAAAAA ...  the Mi3 ...
 ... under the Mi3 is a folder containing the quick guide on using the smartphone ...
... Mi3 set up and ready for use ... 
... accessorise it, babeh ... phone cover and screen protector ... YAHOOOO!!! ...

So, you may ask what's the craze all about ... well, here you have a smartphone which is as good as the latest Samsung Galaxy S5 but at a fraction of its price ... S5 is currently selling at RM2,399 while Mi3 at RM769 ...

Below is the specs comparison of these two smartphones by phonearena.com ...

Xiaomi Mi3 vs Samsung Galaxy S5

Of course Mi3 is without all the special features of S5 such as dust and water resistant, heart rate sensor, S Health, finger scanner, blah, blah, blah ...

But Mi3 is FAST and CHEAP ...

 Xiaomi Mi3 has yet a full user manual but followings are some tricks and tips found in the net ...

Tutorials, tips and tricks for Xiaomi Mi 3
64 Tips You Should Know About MIUI V5 
Seven Hidden Tricks You Didn't Know About Xiaomi's MIUI V5 OS
12 Things You Probably Don't Know About Xiaomi Mi3

Now let's see how long it will last because ... it's ... it's ... made in China ... ahahahahaha ...

NAN DA YO??? ...

Monday, 7 July 2014

Aunty Number Four ...

ahhh-CHEW!!! is very happy as he managed to meet his childhood idol at the Malaysia Book of Record presentation dinner recently ...

She is no other than the veteran actress, Aunty Lai Meng ... now Datuk Lai Meng, yo ... fantastic, isn't it??? ...


ahhh-CHEW!!! used to watch her show, Empat Sekawan, in the 70's ... she was affectionately known as Ah Sei Ku, Aunty Number Four, her character in the show ...

aahhh-CHEW!!! would rush home from school, had dinner and got ready for the show at 8.30pm, if aahhh-CHEW!!! is not wrong ... ahahahaha ...

... one for the album ...

Tonight can sleep soundly liau ... ahahahaha ...
NAN DA YO??? ...