aahhh-CHEW!!! Kidnapped But Saved By Super Heroes!!! ...

Now this is a real true story!!! ...

Tell you also you don't believe oh ...

This really happened to aahhh-CHEW!!! in New York oh ... like that one ...

... when in New York ah ... got proof one ... see on me forehead ... chopped NYC oh ... ahahaha ... went to visit the great lady, Madame T ...

... aahhh-CHEW!!! was kidnapped by King Kong oh ... at the Empire State Building oh ... at first aahhh-CHEW!!! smiles only ... where got King Kong somemore nowadays ... but see-see kena kidnapped oh ...

... but then oh ... the Incredible Hulk pulak came out to fight the King Kong oh ... want to grab aahhh-CHEW!!! oh ... don't know why laaa ... maybe aahhh-CHEW!!! handsome lor ... or maybe aahhh-CHEW!!! tastes good lor ...

... but luckily oh ... Ironman flew by and rescued aahhh-CHEW!!! oh ... waaah you should see King Kong and the Hulk cabut lingkang pukang balik kampung oh ... because oh Ironman's eyes bright-bright like hantu only ...

... and then oh ... Superman pulak want to rescue aahhh-CHEW!!! oh ... but too late lor ... so jealous hor he gave the Ironman the "look" lor ... maybe he was using his x-ray vision to see what is inside the Ironman suit lor ... and realised he is supposed to wear his underwear inside not outside ... so many years now only realised ... somemore must use x-ray vision ... haiz ... so sad ...

... anyway, everyone wants to interview aahhh-CHEW!!! lor ... even Oprah Winfrey oh!!! ... I was invited to her new TV network, OWN, where I told all her audience the whole story lor ... Oprah even shared with me the secrets to her weigth loss oh ... you wait laaaa ... aahhh-CHEW!!! is going to slim down and handsome like superstar ... maybe I will star as myself in the new movie about aahhh-CHEW!!! being kidnapped by King Kong and the Hulk lor ... you wait lor ...

... aiyoh!!! ... and then hor even Lady Gaga wants write a song about this oh ... and asks aahhh-CHEW!!! to star in the music video somemore oh ... and you know laaa, all those "paparazzi" so mah fun one ... come and kacau us and snap photos .. make aahhh-CHEW!!! cannot see only because of all those flashlight ... so "bad romance" lor ... think got chance one ... but Lady Gaga says no need to scare because her bodyguard "Alejandro" will kau tim all those "poker face" paparazzi wor ... she says "just dance" laaa ... she somemore gave aahhh-CHEW!!! her "telephone" numbers oh ... cloud nine liau ...

... after that hor ... the Spice Girls pulled aahhh-CHEW!!! into their stretch limo oh ... waaah so long oh ... at least six cars long oh ... and we went clubbing and dancing lor ...

... at the club aahhh-CHEW!!! bumped into Taylor Swift oh ... she says she was looking high and low for aahhh-CHEW!!! wor ... she says she is "fearless" and wants to paint the city red woh ... she says "You Belong with Me" and it's going to be a "love story" wor ... waaah I see "sparks fly" oh ... she says "speak now" whether to follow her or not ... but aahhh-CHEW!!! quickly ran off lor ... she so tall ... aahhh-CHEW!!! no like lor ... somemore wears so high heels ... but she says she will be forever be "enchanted" and it's going to be the "story of us" woh ... aiyoh so the pening ...

Aiyoh ... you don't believe, right??? ... all these happened in one day??? ... so tired liau ... tomorrow ah aahhh-CHEW!!! pulak kena chased by that director who made that movie about that basikal fly over the bulan one ... aiyoh so mah fun ... and that "soh loh" actor also came and kacau me lor ... aiyah aahhh-CHEW!!! sign off first laaaa ... see you tomolo laaa ...