The next day oh, aahhh-CHEW!!! pulak kena chased by that director who made that movie about that basikal fly over the bulan one ...
... this movie laaaaa ...
... leh this director Steven Spielberg lor ... he wants to make movies with aahhh-CHEW!!! wor ... we talk-talk lor ... the followings are some movies we are going to make lor ... you make sure you watch them when they show at Tanjong Golden Village lor ...
... this is the "soh loh" actor I told you the other day lor ... Harrison Ford ... he was in that old old movie called Star Wars wor ... stars how to have wars one ... ahahaha ... so silly ... sure was a flop one ... you got watch ahhh??? ... anyway, Steven wants to make a movie with us called "Indiana Jones and The Mystery of the Parting of the Red Sea" ... actually what happened was aahhh-CHEW!!! jumped into the swimming pool and all the water got splashed out ... and they say the sea parted wor ... where got mystery one??? ... ahahahaha ...
... woh this one terror oh ... Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt oh ... Steven wants to make a sequel called "Mr & Mrs Smith and aahhh-CHEW!!!" ... it's about this international spy called aahhh-CHEW!!! who stole this secret info embedded in a chip and hid it in his butt ... Mr & Mrs Smith are in a mission to pursue aahhh-CHEW!!! and dig out that chip wor ...
... waaahhh ... Johnny Depp oh ... so cool oh with his long hair ... aahhh-CHEW!!! also going to keep his hair long oh ... people say the longer the hair, the cooler oh ... maybe I keep my hair to my knee, then I will be very cool lor ... won't that be very panas and susah to basuh??? ... anyway, Steven want to make the final episode of the pirate movie called "Pirates of Somali: The Black Pudding" ... coming out in 2030 ...
... Professor Xavier oh ... eh, how come he can stand up one??? ... waaah ... his mind power terror oh ... so clever, pretend cannot walk and get pushed around in a wheel chair in all 3 movies oh ... wow!!! ... Steven Spielberg going to direct the next X-Men movie oh ... must be very good oh ... it is called "X-Men Origin: aahhh-CHEW!!!" ... it's about this handsome man who has this super power where when he passed by tables in the restaurant, food suddenly disappear oh ... some more oh, when he sneezes oh, he will cause tsunami oh ... terror right??? ...
... this one not actress laaa ... just my girlfriend in New York only ... you see, she so happy to see me ... anyway, we are going to act in this new movie call "Pretty aahhh-CHEW!!! " ... it's a love story ... lotsa kissing one ... ;-D
... this one ah ... waiter at the restaurant where we makan ... he wants to take photo with aahhh-CHEW!!! wor ... aahhh-CHEW!!! so famous now ... I know he looks like that actor in that movie laaa .. not him ... anyway Steven talks about this movie "Quantum of aahhh-CHEW!!!" ... it's a comedy ... very nice one ... you will laugh until you cry and pee in your pants one ... so make sure you wear pampers before you go to the cinema lor ...
... this one ahhh ... I am so proud!!! ... a wax statue of aahhh-CHEW!!! at Madame Tussaud's in New York ... they so fast make one already ... look exactly like aahhh-CHEW!!!, right??? ... Steven Spielberg and George Lucas are going to make a brand new Star Wars movie called "Star Wars Episode 100: The Resurrection of Mace Windu" ...
... what??? ... what??? ... never see a handsome famous superstar before ah??? ... this fellow ahh kept staring at aahhh-CHEW!!! oh ... make aahhh-CHEW!!! shy only ... kept on saying "Khabi Khushi Khabi Gham" to aahhh-CHEW!!! oh ... siow ah ... aahhh-CHEW!!! doesn't even know Tamil ...
... ahhhhh ... this one famous oh ... Woody Allen ... famous director also ... he is going to direct aahhh-CHEW!!! in this watch advertisement ... expensive watch oh ... the price of one watch can buy that twin jagung oh ... ahahaha ...
Waaah I tell you oh ... aahhh-CHEW!!! is going to be famous oh with so many movies coming out ... but tomorrow lagi terror oh ... aahhh-CHEW!!! is going to Washington, DC to meet the President oh ... so you make sure you come back tomorrow lor ... aahhh-CHEW!!! signing the declaration first ... ahahaha ...
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